What's up with these bluetooth headset things that every dork and douchebag are wearing now? I mean, I get why some people need them for driving, because driving with one hand is WAY too hard... but why do they insist on wearing them 24/7? Why do you need a dumb looking thing with a blinking blue light hanging off your ear while at dinner with your family on a Thursday night? And then you see the 50 year old ladies wearing them at a market... why? Who might call you... death?? Here's my ode to the Douchetooth...
"Hello... Mom... I'm ready to be picked up from Hobby City"
"Hey, check it out... I can finally talk to my boyfriend while playing John Mayer songs in the quad on my guitar!"
"Hi, Linda... can you stop by the cleaners and pick up my tweety bird leather jacket... thanks babe"
"Biiiiiiilllly.... I make poo poo"
"Hello... Death... I'm ready for you"
"Ya... I'm gonna need 2 fish, 5 loafs of bread, some manna, and a PBR Tallboy...."
